Quote #23025
You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #19934
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as...
Quote #23599
Whatever is to make us better and happy, God has placed either openly before...
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #34621
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #26750
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
Quote #12082
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Quote #26028
Don’t ever sell mankind short by saying there’s anything they can’t do.
Quote #25435
The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope.