Quote #32559
A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of...
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It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #31610
Do not speak ill of the dead.
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When love is in excess it brings a man nor honor nor any worthiness.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention...
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They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Quote #11432
Diplomacy: lying in state.
Quote #9568
When you see a person who has been given more than you in money...