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Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It’s just...
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a...
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The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
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It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
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To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the...
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a...
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...