Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
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The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve we must not...
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When I am asked, “What do you think of our audience?” I answer, “I...
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I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack...
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But the life that no longer trust another human being and no longer forms...
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They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I...
Quote #323
Good place to put things–cellars.
Quote #3570
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as...