Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #16500
There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.
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The consciousness of self is the greatest hindrance to the proper execution of all...
Quote #5313
A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
Quote #18381
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and...
Quote #5006
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history,...
Quote #5171
I recommend that you take care of the minutes, for the hours will take...
Quote #1694
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Quote #26494
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #22418
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten.