Quote #12162
Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your...
Quote #26845
The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
Quote #34093
When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #3073
What you have when everyone wears the same playclothes for all occasions, is addressad...
Quote #10123
To be blind is bad, but worse is to have eyes and not see.