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You know what charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having...
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Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
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Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist...
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The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty...
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Any religion…is for ever in danger of petrifaction into mere ritual and habit, though...