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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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No life is so hard that you can’t make it easier by the way...
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Dum loquimur invida aetas fugerit. (While we talk, hostile time flies away)
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The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one...
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A pleasure is not full grown until it is remembered.
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Cowardice asks the question – is it safe? Expediency asks the question – is...
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It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #3409
e shall continue to have a worsening ecologic crisis until we reject the Christian...