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The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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He who has nothing and wants something is less frustrated than he who has...
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Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.
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A Book of Verses undeneath the Bough, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of...
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One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils...
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The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
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Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.
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The point is that nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if...
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One must marry one’s feelings to one’s beliefs and ideas. That is probably the...