Quote #2650
Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #29597
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Quote #10255
What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined...
Quote #11319
Arrogance is a kingdom without a crown.
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Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Quote #25414
There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said,...
Quote #11790
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Quote #30746
Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...