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If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my...
Quote #28074
Any activity that adversely affects society is immoral.
Quote #992
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #33111
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to chage the...
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Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher.
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There is plenty of courage among us for the abstract, but not for the...
Quote #5885
Our aspirations are our possibilities.
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It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
Quote #11734
No one ever told me that grief felt so much like fear.