Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two...
Quote #13835
It is no use saying, “We are doing our best.” You have got to...
Quote #21202
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
Quote #28379
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #16819
If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren’t really there.
Quote #7174
Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles…respect for human life, the punishment...
Quote #15968
Every one wishes to have truth on his side, but it is not everyone...
Quote #15971
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.