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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
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A plan is just a tangent vector on the manifold of reality.
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If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you...
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The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
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Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn’t belong to the White...
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
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This is the reason we cannot complain of lifeit keeps no one against his...
Quote #29831
Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.
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Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...
Quote #13750
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...