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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #30575
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
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When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to...
Quote #9466
Memory says, I did that. Pride replies, I could not have done that. Eventually...
Quote #112
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #23938
Art can only be truly Art by presenting an adequate outward symbol of some...
Quote #7277
One path alone leads to a life of peace: The path of virtue.
Quote #17783
A verb has a hard enough time of it in this world when it...