Quote #4011
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
Quote #30862
The beginning is the half of every action.
Quote #3066
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #23046
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...
Quote #28285
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #25664
But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save...
Quote #28085
What is Jordan that I should wash in it What is the preaching that...
Quote #32370
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.
Quote #17473
We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring...
Quote #4895
It is a wise father that knows his own child.