Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
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These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder....
Quote #8832
Although the most acute judges of the witches and even the witches themselves, were...
Quote #14684
All ambitions are lawful except those that climb upward on the miseries or credulities...
Quote #27998
Something unpredictable but in the end it’s right, I hope you have the time...
Quote #9628
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
Quote #11596
Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #13636
What man does not understand, he fears; and what he fears, he tends to...