Quote #12858
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #25867
Righteous people have no sense of humor.
Quote #19233
Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with...
Quote #26080
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
Quote #12560
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness...
Quote #29889
The longer the title, the less important the job.
Quote #11839
In the long run you only hit what you aim at. Therefore, though you...
Quote #31214
Harvard doesn’t consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they...
Quote #1872
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.