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Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts....
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Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
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Atheism has no room for human rights.
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Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I have found that sitting in a place that you have never sat before...
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a...