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Who made the world I cannot tell ‘Tis made, and here am I in...
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The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this:...
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Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.
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In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
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The thin and precarious crust of decency is all that separates any civilization, however...
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Limited expectations yield only limited results.
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A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
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Time ripens all things. No man is born wise.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #19151
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