Quote #23057
Everybody, my friend, everybody lives for something better to come. That’s why we want...
Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #24061
Judge not the horse by his saddle.
Quote #28103
Don’t be afraid to ask dumb questions. They’re more easily handled than dumb mistakes.
Quote #25924
All I want to be is normally insane.
Quote #3057
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the...
Quote #34610
From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It...
Quote #4593
Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.