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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death.
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No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or get rich in...
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There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of...
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In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
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I am not merry but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming...
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and...
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Loving is misery for women always. I shall never forgive God for making me...
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The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican...