Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #15741
Prejudice is the reasoning of fools.
Quote #27217
For in the end, we will conserve only what we love. We will love...
Quote #17520
With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #14069
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #24632
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #30531
No deep and strong feeling, such as we may come across here and there...
Quote #13802
The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.