Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #21021
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Quote #27889
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just...
Quote #8156
Avarice, envy, pride, Three fatal sparks, have set the hearts of all On Fire.
Quote #10093
Self-trust, we know, is the first secret of success.
Quote #26833
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in...
Quote #24065
Never write a letter while you are angry.
Quote #33063
You are not here merely to make a living. You are here to enable...
Quote #31013
Listen within yourself and look into the infinitude of Space and Time. There can...