Quote #22815
Friendship is like a sheltering tree.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #20016
Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #23255
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
Quote #31640
The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.
Quote #12737
Gentlemen prefer bonds.
Quote #3033
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #2565
Truth is shorter than fiction.
Quote #8387
Four things come not back — the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past...