Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #12169
The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!
Quote #16712
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #1306
Food is the most primitive form of comfort.
Quote #33293
Any man would be forsworn to gain a kingdom.
Quote #12587
Indifference, then, is not only a sin, it is a punishment.
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #2272
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and...
Quote #19600
To produce things and to rear them, To produce, but not to take possession...
Quote #18874
Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it...