Quote #11952
When President Bush invaded Iraq after 911 it was like Truman invading Mexico after...
Quote #10788
The path of repentance, though hard at times, lifts one ever upwards and leads...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #25821
Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #9862
Obsessions and fixations are not really my field. All I know, when the mind...
Quote #30252
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
Quote #16673
When you are in any contest you should work as if there were –...
Quote #24951
Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.
Quote #13590
Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.