Quote #21646
Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into the kind of statue likes,...
Quote #27355
In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes...
Quote #23377
Indolence is a delightful but distressing state we must be doing something to be...
Quote #9616
Critics are our friends, they tell us our faults.
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #6184
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
Quote #24924
If it is not seemly, do it not if it is not true, speak...
Quote #13623
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Quote #27759
Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...