Quote #792
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to...
Quote #4040
Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.
Quote #18472
And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #19420
This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...
Quote #1070
The problem with the cutting edge is that someone has to bleed.
Quote #20689
For the first fourteen years for a rod they do whine, For the next...
Quote #3205
Melpomene was a substantial girl, thick of bosom, ankle, and forearm, rosy of cheek,...
Quote #5376
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote #21728
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now...