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Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the...
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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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One must be poor to know the luxury of giving!
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When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek...
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Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
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If your religion does not make you holy, it will damn you. It is...
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Dr. Emmett Brown Roads Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...
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In spite of everything that has happened, I still believe that people are really...