Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report,...
Quote #8808
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah,...
Quote #24939
The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing, in so far as...
Quote #4079
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
Quote #14255
A person travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns...
Quote #8710
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the...
Quote #6425
Nietzche started a nonsensical idea that men had once sought as good what we...
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We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and...
Quote #25386
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.