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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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I did it partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall...
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Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
Quote #2441
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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War is a continuation of politics by other means.
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Whatever else may divide us, Europe is our common home; a common fate has...
Quote #27897
Life is pain, highness Anyone who says differently is selling something.