Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #27267
Literature should not be surpressed merely because it affects the moral code of the...
Quote #11335
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
Quote #3518
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Quote #8209
The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #9237
But already it is time to depart, for me to die, for you to...
Quote #20683
Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap...
Quote #30073
It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love.
Quote #6111
Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is...