Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #7890
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Quote #32134
You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #15261
False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
Quote #27602
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
Quote #11443
Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.
Quote #28049
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
Quote #1244
If a man remembers what is right at the sign of profit, is ready...
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.