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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain...
Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the...
Quote #21216
If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man...
Quote #25969
Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.
Quote #11354
Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #1828
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #22914
The test of courage comes when we are in the minority the test of...