Quote #16818
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #11506
In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than to advance.
Quote #1141
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Quote #31497
Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart.
Quote #30112
Children’s playthings are not sports and should be deemed as their most serious actions.
Quote #22612
It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
Quote #16660
I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is...
Quote #23586
It does not matter how many books you have, but how good the books...
Quote #9236
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled to write their poetry,...