Quote #20370
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
Quote #4041
It is never too late to give up your prejudices.
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #22941
I am sure it is one’s duty as a teacher to try to show...
Quote #7854
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill...
Quote #6378
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest...
Quote #16217
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Quote #3095
To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a...
Quote #27235
As long as there are only 3 to 4 people on the floor, the...
Quote #14287
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us...