Quote #22784
Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.
Quote #17740
There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #2240
Walking women want to see the southern cross at night And so they set...
Quote #4833
Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
Quote #13489
Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism.
Quote #147
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Quote #15680
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #14156
Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won...