Quote #3754
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
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I send no agent or medium, offer no representative of value,
Quote #31715
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to...
Quote #10173
I have lost the half of myself ? a soul for which mine was...
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #8455
Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Quote #32804
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #30170
See the conquering hero comes Sound the trumpets, beat the drums
Quote #21978
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
Quote #20709
People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.