Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
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An ounce of cheerfulness is worth a pound of sadness to serve God with.
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Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Quote #2317
If you are ruled by mind you are a king; if by body, a...
Quote #33589
Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
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The greatest wealth consisteth in being charitable, And the greatest happiness in having tranquility...
Quote #28161
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #9720
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #21513
The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a...