Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #8174
His honour rooted in dishonour stood, And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true.
Quote #821
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to...
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #31081
The younger brother hath the more wit.
Quote #13716
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Quote #10890
If a man does his best, what more is there to ask for?
Quote #28915
I am not a perfect servant. I am a public servant doing my best...
Quote #6619
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
Quote #28375
I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...