Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28309 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Mark Twain Quote #7811 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them...
Joey Adams Quote #24692 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with...
Pierre Abelard Quote #6469 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The beginning of wisdom is found in doubting; by doubting we come to the...
James Lileks, The Bleat web log, September 15, 2003 Quote #9421 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote #11034 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Marcus Valerius Martialis Quote #5147 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. Quote #7778 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Public confidence in the integrity of the Government is indispensable to faith in democracy;...
Al Franken Quote #33822 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers Quote #4423 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Hope is a waking dream.