Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #13065
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is...
Quote #26074
For the rest of my life I’m going to trust that God is always...
Quote #14041
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Quote #5042
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #6155
What a deformed thief this fashion is.
Quote #25606
For his anger lasts only a brief moment, and his good favor restores one’s...
Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #321
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #17661
The ballot is stronger than bullets.