Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #2070
There is no free lunch.
Quote #24593
When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask...
Quote #14078
Most managers were trained to be the thing they most despise — bureaucrats.
Quote #15750
Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief.
Quote #4387
You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #22067
It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we...
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #6519
The ends must justify the means.