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A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
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My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it.
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You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
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Long years must pass before the truths we have made for ourselves become our...
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But he who never sins can little boast Compared to him who goes and...
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