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Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home but, unlike charity, it should end there.
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For every ailment under the sun, There is a remedy, or there is none…...
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Instead of solid accomplishments, the man pursues pleasures and self-gratification. He will never achieve...
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the...
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Spirit is living, and Life is Spirit, and Life and Spirit produce all things,...
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.