Quote #20952
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #1297
Give me an incubator or give me death!
Quote #1071
Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print...
Quote #2225
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out...
Quote #21323
Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we...
Quote #3873
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Quote #2045
Jesus was a crackpot.
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #11773
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
Quote #2484
Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool...