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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
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Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...
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The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor...
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m...
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Health food makes me sick.
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No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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A small rock holds back a great wave.