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All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health,...
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To hold a pen is to be at war.
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When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
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Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
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If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor...
Quote #3961
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.