Quote #9612
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff...
Quote #30019
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the...
Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #24060
A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Quote #7200
Live well. It is the greatest revenge.
Quote #33498
Politics is the art of the possible.
Quote #33160
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #341
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Quote #24334
A snake lurks in the grass.