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If I can stop one heart from breaking, If I can ease one pain,...
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The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #27531
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Quote #22219
He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from...
Quote #11347
Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
Quote #12482
I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.
Quote #3415
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #32984
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
Quote #14363
Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color,...